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0 Fun
0 fun
I’m gonna tell you a story so listen here.
0 Fun
It was the coldest day of the whole damn year.
0 Fun
I’m sayin that cold was the only reason
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He was 0 fun when it came to pleasing…
There was 0 fun that 4th of July
But I’m gonna tell you the reasons why
It weren’t cuz he didn’t wanna screw
He couldn’t rise up if he wanted to
He might have had a beer or two on the boat
But he was on his feet for the fireworks show.
She looked at him, she was ready to go
So they got in the truck for the after show.
Butt ass naked in the back of his truck.
Pants were down as was his luck
The spirit was willing but the flesh was stuck
With the snow comin down he couldn’t ffffff
She got mad and left him there
Some of their friends were starting to stare
It was cold as hell that 4th of July
That’s the reason that the two of them had
0 Fun.
He chalked it up to global freezing
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That had to be the only reason
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That he weren’t no good at giving her pleasing
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All that talk just a bunch of teasin
Now he’d been strong in days gone past
But on that day he was at half mast
Talked a good game of what’s to come
When it come down to it, it didn’t get done.
His friends tried to help him out of the truck
But he was bout half naked and about full drunk.
0 fun. For everyone.
And now the story is almost done
When you hear the story from someone else
They may try and change the circumstance
But in his defense, the truth be told
It was the middle of summer and so damn cold…
It weren’t the beer or the shots I swear
If you don’t believe me…I don’t care
I’m telling you now that the story’s done
That’s the God’s honest truth, he was 0 fun
0 fun
That’s right he was 0 fun
0 fun
Not a bit of fun to be had…
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He wanted to be fun…
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But he couldn’t git er done…
One last verse before I go
Never try to make sweet love in the snow
It’s just too cold to close the deal
And show how deep in love you feel
Listen to tony, his words are true
Don’t make me write a song about you.
There’s nothing worse than 0 fun
Take my word cuz it’s been done
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0 fun was had by all…
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He wanted to get it done. But it was small.
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It’s 0 fun when your beer goes flat…
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I think they make a pill for that…
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Did y’all see the snow on the 4th of July?
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Cross my heart I wouldn’t lie
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Well I might have been just a wee bit high…
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Say, what did yall put in that apple pie?
0 fun…